This is Mr. Teddy! He’s tiny and two-toned. He likes running on his hamster wheel then pausing to think about the purpose of life. He’s a dwarf hamster so he runs too fast for his own good that sometimes, it seems like he’s teleporting. We can’t touch him yet on the account of the fact that they weren’t touched in the pet store, so he gets spooked out by human hands. We bought him a bunch of stuff like a really good cage (which special someonesomeone assembled), a salt wheel for biting so that his teeth won’t grow that much, a hamster ball so it can roam around the room, food, probiotic somethingsomething powder to sprinkle on his food, and high quality shavings for his cage. This is why in total, Bryan and I spent a total of A HUNDRED DOLLARS for a dwarf hamster. It’s one adorable motherfucker though.
He’s sleeping in the capsule at this moment looking all cute, I guess I’ll be getting my sleep tonight! I turned off the lights for him so he won’t get irritated. I want to build him a log house.
